Stanford Flipside (Executive slate)
- Jason Seter
- Deedee Anderson
- Slate statement
Under the guise of caring about your needs and concerns, Jason Seter and Deedee Anderson propose these initiatives for making Stanford a better place to learn and grow.
--A movement to replace all teachers with glow-in-the-dark mannequins.
--Substantive policy changes to modernize Stanford's nuclear program.
--If elected, we'll fit our whole fists in our mouths.
--More Chobani yogurts. You know, the ones that get all soupy at the top.
--Passage of legislation allowing for more than one aged troll per steam tunnel.
--Fewer squirrels, because they're honestly just rats with fluffy tails.
--We'll let you play Arthur Iula's Xbox. We asked if it was okay, and he told us yeah, it's fine.
--More Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest screenings.
A vote for us is a vote for whimsy and delight. We won't let you down, unless you need to descend a well, in which case yes, we will totally let you down.
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