Stanford Flipside (Executive slate)

Jason Seter
jseter@stanford.edu
Deedee Anderson
Dca121@stanford.edu
Slate statement

Under the guise of caring about your needs and concerns, Jason Seter and Deedee Anderson propose these initiatives for making Stanford a better place to learn and grow.

--A movement to replace all teachers with glow-in-the-dark mannequins.

--Substantive policy changes to modernize Stanford's nuclear program.

--Free dental.

--If elected, we'll fit our whole fists in our mouths.

--More Chobani yogurts. You know, the ones that get all soupy at the top.

--Passage of legislation allowing for more than one aged troll per steam tunnel.

--Fewer squirrels, because they're honestly just rats with fluffy tails.

--We'll let you play Arthur Iula's Xbox. We asked if it was okay, and he told us yeah, it's fine.

--More Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest screenings.

A vote for us is a vote for whimsy and delight. We won't let you down, unless you need to descend a well, in which case yes, we will totally let you down.

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