CLICK HERE TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT jk its Emperor Palpatine (Undergraduate Senate candidate)

Email
sweyen@stanford.edu
Candidate statement

*KNOCK KNOCK*Have you heard about our Dark Lord and Savior Emperor Palpatine?

...then buckle the f-word up:

Platform for Emperor Palpatine:

1). Repeal and replace the ASSU with a military oligarchy led by the Stanford ROTC.

2). Find Danny.

3). Institution of an annual "Purge" where it is acceptable to steal bike lights and date RAs.

4). Create and implement a "jail" for people who repost memes on SMFET.

5). Safer cybersecurity: 3 step authentication.

6). Require all conversations to end with the phrase “Make Sense?”

7). Progressive Palpatine: Droid Rights For All Droids

8). Reinforce the Night's Watch.

9). Find Richard.

10).

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